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他的耳朵在我口袋里!
[ 2007-08-14 08:00 ]



Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?"

"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.

"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.

"I'd know him anywhere," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."

 
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