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  Do You Know My Work?
[ 2006-10-26 08:00 ]

One night a hotel caught fire,and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes.

Two men stood outside and looked at the fire.
"Before I came out," said one," I ran into some of the rooms and found a lot of money. People don't think of money when they're afraid. When anyone leaves paper money in a fire,the fire burn sit. So I took all the bills that I could find. No one will be poorer because I took them."

"You don't know my work," said the other.
"What is your work?"
"I'm a policeman."

"Oh!" cried the first man. He thought quickly and said, "and do you know my work?"
"No," said the policeman.
"I'm a writer. I'm always telling stories about things that never happened."

 
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