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  Single man at the supermarket
[ 2006-02-23 08:51 ]

A young man went shopping. He bought a small can of corn, a small can of tuna(金槍魚), a small jar of mayo(蛋黃醬), a small lemon and a very small box of teabags. When he came to the counter the girl at the cashregister smiled at him and said; "Dearest, You must be single."

"Why, do You mean because I buy so little food?"

"No, because You′re so goddamn ugly..."


 
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