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	Doctor: I'm sorry to tell you, but you have rabies. Patient: Quick, give me a pencil and paper. Doctor: Do you want to write your will? Patient: No, I want to make a list of all the people I intend to bite.

	醫(yī)生：我很遺憾地告訴你，你得的是狂犬病。患者：快，給我一只鉛筆，一張紙。醫(yī)生：你要寫遺囑嗎？患者：不，我要把我存心要咬的人列個(gè)名單。

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